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Fight crime! Rectify injustice! Piss off the cops!

Your bosses bring folks back from the dead. YOU bring them back from the dungeon

A tabletop RPG of fatal incompetence

A high-octane single page RPG in which you must save Jesus via black magic and punching

Fighting crime would be easy if you didn’t have swans for hands. Well – it’d be easier.

Steal stuff off a wizard, but not in a dramatic "level 20" sort of way

You are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR.

Diplomacy so powerful it destroys a small town.

You're a bunch of raccoons trying to drive a car.

An entirely satirical game about murdering the super-rich and taking their things

What if, right, every part of a TTRPG was a random-roll table?

Are YOU a bad enough dude to choke out the dog from Monopoly?

It didn’t say anywhere in the rules that a dog couldn’t play basketball, and that ruined your entire life.

A game of magic, woodland creatures, and brutal murder.

You're a time-travelling ghost, you killed Ebenezer Scrooge by mistake, and now the apocalypse is knocking at your door.

Metaphysically illegal on seven planes of existence

If you're quick enough, you can eat all the canapes before anyone notices you're a farm animal.

You want those chips? Fuck you. I’m having them

A game in which you must solve a mystery without possessing any applicable skills to do so