A simple improv game, where one player takes on the role of a familiar, and the others take on the roles of witches trying to court and impress the familiar, each given exactly five minutes per round. The mechanics are very simple, but provide enough contextual information to get into the headspace of the characters for the purposes of the game. Its strength lies in it being both a complete game and very quick to play. A session could be run in thirty minutes very easily, making it a good filler or palate cleanser or part of a suite of games or just something to play during a very short session.