finally, an ms paint of my heart's desire.
there was nothing about this i didn't like. man, the art! oof. i died one time, and i floated up into the sky really slowly and i think i saw my corpse, limbs akimbo? i don't know, i thought i was achieving nirvana until the game over screen spelled it out for me.
i shouldn't have tried to impress the colouring book lady. i blew all my cash on her and had a terrible time after that. fuck this, this was a boring fair.
i have to say, i'm intrigued. this was my first point-and-click adventure, and i get the appeal. this felt like one of those cheap paperback adventures. sensational! gory! mysterious!
i like succulents. i guess i sort of liked this? (am i swearing too much? am i being a jerk?)
this game made me feel like a FUCKING GOD. especially when i flew up and sped back down to earth. it reminded me of when i leap-of-faithed for the first time.
heat seeking missiles, are you fucking kidding me? it's neat little game, though. i especially love the idea of being sentenced to MAXIMUM DEATH for downloading a fucking car.
this was one was so much greater than i ever thought it would be. it turns out i really, really like packing.
ahh gah, i think i just ate raw shrimp.
i played an excess of david linssen's games. it was a rainy day, i had nothing to do and all these games on hand.
why is this so mind-blowing? it's cool, yeah, but i thought the others were watching the universe die the way they spoke about this one.
i got her the crown with the ruby in it, but i can't get past the moving floor. i must be looking at this the wrong way.
i played the web version, and i made it until violet. then the bats got to me, and i had to play something else.
i didn't get very far, obviously. she makes a sad sound when she flops over dead.
what the fuck? those were pretty lightning storms, but what the fuck? the cars and the wavy people and the meteors? i think i--liked it.
i could hear myself suffocate to death, great. i guess this wasn't for me.
cool stuff. i dig the lesbian watercolouring and also the setting sun. i found a girl reading a book and a bridge through a waterfall? dam?
this one was written so well. and also sonder: i just realised that the same thing happened to me last week. the supporting characters in my story all had their own stories to tell.
this reminds me of that time when i watched a bunch of animated shorts on vimeo. why did everybody turn into tiny stones?
i'll probably never get anywhere near the moon or mars or anywhere beyond our skies, so this was a neat substitute. and it's so quiet! the only thing i could hear were these low thuds that i think were my footsteps.
the screen blurring out like that and the blinking red lights and the swishing green oasis made me really sad.
i did that world a favour and started an anarchist revolution, but i still died a lowly peasant at 25. this game gets it.