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If you're quick enough, you can eat all the canapes before anyone notices you're a farm animal.

Quick, create a distraction!

Fight crime! Rectify injustice! Piss off the cops!

You're just like a normal beastmaster, but in reverse.

The only RPG where you can play a 1960's Post Office

A game in which you must solve a mystery without possessing any applicable skills to do so

Are YOU a bad enough dude to illegally import seven rare breed criminal parrots on a redeye passenger flight?