Everything in here is good, good, good, and you’re a good man for taking the time to look at ’em.
Don’t let the opinions of nobodies tell you what to like. Let me tell you what to like.
“The Kong has landed. This is a game that all games should be: nonsense parodies of each other, though mostly of vapourwave. Yes, vapourwave, that old genre that has died a dozen times last decade. It’s also one of those ‘art games’.”
“Another visual novel by another indie darling on another sardonic review by yours truly. I will spoil everything for you and say it is good, and those who read the title and feel a twinge of anxiety will be especially interested.”
“Reader: please look at the title. Please look at it. Do you enjoy the title? If you do, you will enjoy this game. It features dunking and kicking and is overall very fun but not much else. In essence, the perfect multiplayer game.”