Hey everyone!  The remaster/remake of New Meat is almost here!  Thanks to the incredible playtest, I've made this game bigger, better, and squishier than ever!  And with overhauled graphics and sound, including monster art by the incredible Christopher Null, I'm proud to announce that this will be my first commercial project!  Don't worry, though, it won't be too expensive!

This definitive version of New Meat contains:

• All-new graphics and crazy new effects, featuring the art of Ceri Langell and Christopher Null
• Tons of new music, including original tracks by Maggie Evans
• New sound effects, including the dialogue boxes now making satisfying clicky sounds (like a real indie game!)
• A total overhaul of the game balance with tons of bugfixes
• All-new mechanics like psycho-reactive crystals and collectable bones
• The unique "Triple-Take Dialogue System" that keeps the cutscenes fresh across many playthroughs
• New Curios to play with, plus many existing ones given new tricks
• New secrets galore...if you're lucky enough to stumble upon them

And that's just the stuff I remember I did!  Pretty much every aspect of the game has seen a change or improvement in some way.  It's practically an all new game, and much closer to my original vision when I first began the project!

So mark your calendars for September 12th!  Get ready to join the Burger Site family, for real this time!

More info at https://www.alexlemley.com/new-meat