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NOUN BORG! It's the hot new TTRPG product category taking the world by storm and The Lingua Ludorum Community invites you to make your own Borg! It might get collated into a package and offered digitally. It might get collated and offered in print at "cost". 

Here are the rules (one for each misery)...

  1. ONE page per entry. A5 portrait format with 3mm of bleed on all sides (in case this bullshit goes to print).  However much stupid will fit on ONE A5 page, anyone who wants to write more can just use a smaller font. 
  2. You must use the NOUN-BORG generator to get a prompt for your entry. Bonus points for including a screen cap. 
  3. It must include the MÖRK BORG third party license, found HERE.
  4. It must be stupid.
  5. No using fucking AI. Stick that shit up your arsehole. Random generators like NOUN-BORG are okay. This is a new rule, replacing the former rule 5, which is now part of the intro text.
  6. You forgo all rights and claims of ownership to your soul, because you surely are going to hell for participating in this. Assuming you believe in that sorta stuff. 
  7. Make it dark, make it borg; but avoid any racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise discriminatory content. 

Jam entries will be rated by anyone and everyone on the following categories (which are totally meaningless)... 

  • Most Borg
  • Jeff
  • Bonus Points
  • and maybe Moistness

Top performers in each category might get prizes—besides the inevitable cash windfall from their kickstarters—such as...

  • A chocolate-dipped Ikhon from mcglintlock's personal stock
  • An original Johan Nohr drawing by Walton Wood
  • Lorcana commons signed by Karl Druid  or not as apparently he wasn't being serious
  • Strega Wolf's upcoming migraine

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Play the trigger happy "Hero", eat triangle chips, blame Lag and Pay Respects
Playing a mortal character is boring. Here's something better.
it's about heckin good dogs!
Role Playing
We are the beef.
The ultimate NOT conversion guide to bring 5e content to Mörk Borg!
Include Panzers in your Mörk Borg adventure | Incluye Panzers en tu aventura de Mörk Borg
Hot Dog for Mörk Borg, made by a man who ate a dog.
Sword Borg (Ages 18+) is about Stimulation
A game about gradually turning into a big horrible chicken.
This is stupid. Also, a parody.
Goat Class for Mork Borg.
It's about cannibalism
Role Playing
You’ve been digging in an old crypt and found some VERY CURSED SPOONS.
An RPG in the coal-fired apocalypse
Fun rules to implement into Mörk Borg! (clickbait)
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more stats
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with karate
PLAY AS CATS IN ANY BORG
a one page mork borg system about that famous game
Fighting is all about learning about ourselves, and the friends we make along the way.
A pitch-black game about online discourse
It's about protecting what's yours
A Mork Borg hack about dogs dragging a corpse to the south pole
Theys Bugs (Made for the Noun Borg game jam)
nonsense hack by a nonsense hack. we're whalers in the mork.
One Player Poker for Mörk Borg
For https://itch.io/jam/noun-borg
You are a damned pony.
Mörk Borg Gods Supplement
It's set in the land before time
Just some tables full of flavor~
We have MÖRK BORG at home
It's about embracing the end.
Mörk Borg Class and Follower Supplement
Now with 100% less MÖRK
Tolkien Estate may send their assassins after me, but I'll publish this if I have to die for it!
Are you lucky enough to get a Panda kiss?
Roll up your wiener!
A solo TTRPG about dubious sausages
Mutant Turtles fighting Lactose Intolerance!
GET RICH QUICK OR DIE TRYING
A mouth puckeringly original and cleverly named hack (in)compatible with Mörk Borg
It’s about digging your own grave. And hopefully lying in it.
Part of the Noun Borg Get Rich Quick Game Jam!
You've eaten their cereal. Now defeat them in battle.
It's about beating off a dead horse
This DIY bowling game is the perfect way to simulate vehicular homicide using common household items.
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more hit points
YOU do not BELONG to this REALM...BORG
Funny little project for the Noun Borg game jam about being a vile group of dudes bent on destroying the world.
A Noun Borg Hack
Travel through the ages of Mörk Borg universes
Stretchgoal Edition! Funding on Kickstarter now!
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with singing!
Its a lot like Mork Borg, but with lots of typos
It takes place in ancient Greece
A poor fortress your characters can inhabit in the world of Mörk Borg
Camping with friends is so relaxing
Role Playing
More than meets the eye